Right now, all that is on my mind is knocking a kid off a lawn mower. Surely you've had the urge before too.
In my defense, our neighbors are crazy! It's almost comical. In the afternoons, you see the school bus drive by, hear the laughing/playing kids get off, and then it starts. Seriously these kid ride the loudest lawn mower ever....just for fun.....all afternoon.
I know I shouldn't wish them bodily harm, and I don't. I just want to knock them off long enough to steal the key.